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Don't forget to look out for the Lonely Heart Attack Club - Wrinkly Olympics and also the latest in the adventure, Project VIP. Just scroll down on this page to view the next books in this hilarious, feel-good series!

Welcome to the Isle of Man's first dating and social club for the elderly!

  • 'A laugh-out-loud comedy, that's poignant, uplifting and ridiculously funny'

  • 'If you take life too seriously, this one's not for you. If you don't, strap yourself in for the funniest book you'll read this year'

  • 'This perfect holiday read will leave you with tears of laughter and sorrow'

Please also look out for the next two books in the series - The Lonely Heart Attack Club - 'Wrinkly Olympics' & also "Project VIP" available now!

Jack Tate is hopeless…

Everything he touches turns into a disaster, though he does mean well.
His business is even less successful than his love life.
Most of the customers in his coffee shop have deserted him for the major chains, leaving him only with the old folk, for the most part, who unfortunately don’t have or spend all that much dosh.

Bracing herself for a trip to the job centre, his underappreciated assistant, Emma, helps Jack realise that the solution could actually be right under his very nose. The last chance to save his failing business could well be the formation of the Isle of Man’s first and only dating club for the elderly: The Lonely Heart Attack Club!

While the majority of his wrinkly client base may be in their twilight years, Jack will soon come to realise that there are still a fair number of tunes left to play on an old fiddle, so to speak.

The third book in the hilarious series, Project VIP is out now!

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The Lonely Heart Attack Club series
Available on Kindle, Paperback and Audio

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THE LONELY HEART ATTACK CLUB - WRINKLY OLYMPICS

The hilarious sequel to the best selling, feel-good comedy
The third book in the series, "The Lonely Heart Attack Club Project VIP" is also now available on Amazon!

  • 'After reading the first book I hoped for the same or better. I wasn't disappointed'

  • 'A brilliant book so well written, it wraps you up in the characters and with the twists and comedy moments you never want to put it down. Fantastic!!!'

  • 'This sequel is every bit as funny as the first book and covers a serious subject in a very lighthearted way, and you can't help getting swept along in Jack's well-meaning but usually hapless exploits

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  • Jack, Emma and the gang from the Lonely Heart Attack Club (Isle of Man branch) are back...

    For their next challenge, how will they surpass a World Record attempt? Get their members to compete in an Olympic Games for the elderly, of course! The ‘Wrinkly Olympics’ is a feel good, heart-warming story that’s sublimely funny.

    The old folk have been in training, but will the ‘Silver Sprinters’ walk away with a gold medal?

 

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THE LONELY HEART ATTACK CLUB - PROJECT VIP

  • “The funniest, feel-good books I’ve ever read!”

  • "You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll love them!”

  • “The characters have become like family. I’m crying one minute and laughing the next. Brilliant!”

 

Life rarely stands still when you surround yourself with old folk with more energy than a sugar-fueled toddler and, for Jack Tate, well, he wouldn’t have it any other way.

 

The Lonely Heart Attack Club was going from strength to strength, and the gang were eager to sink their (false) teeth into their next challenge.

After seeing first-hand the benefits that internet access has brought to a couple of simpletons like Ray and Grandad, the team set their sights on providing tablet computers to those in the community that would benefit from them the most. However, that would take a serious amount of dosh, so they would need to double their fundraising efforts.

Unfortunately, it would appear that not everyone was on board with the charitable work, and a serious error in judgement threatened to undo all of their good work and leave the charity in ruins.

Still, they were a resilient bunch, and they’d fight on regardless. And the perfect way to drag yourself through a crisis? Another world-record attempt, of course!

Please click on the below link to buy from the Amazon store. If this doesn't take you to your local store, no problem. Simply type the name of the book into Amazon.

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THE LONELY HEART ATTACK CLUB  - PROJECT VIP

Charity single - Florence's Song

I'm super excited to reveal that I've released a song that appears in the new book! A percentage of all sales will be going to the wonderful charity, Hospice Care.


Please watch the attached video for a sample. The full song is available on iTunes, Spotify and all leading music stores. 


Let's get it to number one!