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Please also look out for the next two books in the series - The Lonely Heart Attack Club - 'Wrinkly Olympics' & also "Project VIP" available now!

Jack Tate is hopeless…


Everything he touches turns into a disaster, though he does mean well.
His business is even less successful than his love life.
Most of the customers in his coffee shop have deserted him for the major chains, leaving him only with the old folk, for the most part, who unfortunately don’t have or spend all that much dosh.

Bracing herself for a trip to the job centre, his underappreciated assistant, Emma, helps Jack realise that the solution could actually be right under his very nose. The last chance to save his failing business could well be the formation of the Isle of Man’s first and only dating club for the elderly: The Lonely Heart Attack Club!

While the majority of his wrinkly client base may be in their twilight years, Jack will soon come to realise that there are still a fair number of tunes left to play on an old fiddle, so to speak.

The Lonely Heart Attack Club Book

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The Lonely Heart Attack Club

THE LONELY HEART ATTACK CLUB - WRINKLY OLYMPICS

Jack, Emma and the gang from the Lonely Heart Attack Club (Isle of Man branch) are back...

For their next challenge, how will they surpass a World Record attempt? Get their members to compete in an Olympic Games for the elderly, of course! The ‘Wrinkly Olympics’ is a feel-good, heart-warming story that’s sublimely funny.

The old folk have been in training, but will the ‘Silver Sprinters’ walk away with a gold medal?

 

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THE LONELY HEART ATTACK CLUB - PROJECT VIP

 

Life rarely stands still when you surround yourself with old folk with more energy than a sugar-fueled toddler and, for Jack Tate, well, he wouldn’t have it any other way.

 

The Lonely Heart Attack Club was going from strength to strength, and the gang were eager to sink their (false) teeth into their next challenge.

After seeing first-hand the benefits that internet access has brought to a couple of simpletons like Ray and Grandad, the team set their sights on providing tablet computers to those in the community that would benefit from them the most. However, that would take a serious amount of dosh, so they would need to double their fundraising efforts.

Unfortunately, it would appear that not everyone was on board with the charitable work, and a serious error in judgement threatened to undo all of their good work and leave the charity in ruins.

Still, they were a resilient bunch, and they’d fight on regardless. And the perfect way to drag yourself through a crisis? Another world-record attempt, of course!

If you'd prefer a signed copy direct from me, the author, please click below to order. Postage to the UK is included in the price

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